June212012

derpderpmotherfuckers:

roachpatrol:

IF ANYONE SAYS YOU’RE NOT BEAUTIFUL. I WANT YOU TO MELT THEIR FACE CLEAN OFF.

NEW. HEADCANON. ACCEPTED.

(via damaramegido)

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genkiautomatons:

Heres a less boring version of my handmaid .gif <3

genkiautomatons:

Heres a less boring version of my handmaid .gif <3

(Source: risehan, via damaramegido)

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askherroyalcondesce:

EMPRESSSQUID: Glub. 

EMPRESSSQUID: You people are V—ERY interested in t)(ose LANDLUBB—ERS.

EMPRESSSQUID: V—ERY W)(AL—E!

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is peculiar —EW—E wit)( )(orns resides in t)(e SAM—E field as t)(e grand )(ig)(-bleat wit)( )(er lamb.

EMPRESSSQUID: S)(e’s rat)(er mysterious.

EMPRESSSQUID: UG)(

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is disgustingly C)(—E—ERFUL bottom dweller is always trying to be FRONDLY. >38(

EMPRESSSQUID: )(e and )(is son are a DISGUSTING COLOUR asw)(ale.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is farm cat is AWFULLY fond of t)(at crabby customer.

EMPRESSSQUID: As is )(er OV—ERLY ent)(usiastic kitten.

EMPRESSSQUID: I suppose t)(is creature is alrig)(t.

EMPRESSSQUID: RAT)(—ER good looking.

EMPRESSSQUID: But )(angs around wit)( IDIOTS.

EMPRESSSQUID: )(is calf broke )(is legs.

EMPRESSSQUID: It was )(ILLARIOUS to watc)(. 38)

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(ey try and —EAT t)(at BITC)( spider!

EMPRESSSQUID: I don’t even CAR—E if t)(ey’re weird.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(at makes t)(em ALRIG)(T in my opinion!

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b-b-brianne:

my personal ancestor height/body type headcanon! this one is a bit harder than the young trolls because, canonically they do have different body types and heights. i tried to stick as close to canon as possible but also wanted to put my own spin on things.
signless: short and a little stocky. nothing really impressive about him.
demoness: very tall and very thin, like a supermodel. fragile, like glass.
summoner: athletic build, wiry with very good upper body strength, but skinny legs (flies everywhere!).
psionic: this one doesn’t stick very close to canon (sorry!), but my interpretation is that he would be very lithe and thin. i always imagined he was a slave of little physical exertion, fetching tea and stuff, so he never built up any muscle.
disciple: short with an average, slightly curvy build. a bit bottom heavy.
dolorosa: tall and motherly, hence the pear shape. however, she’s still on the thin side.
redglare: petite and made of sharp angles, but isn’t weak. it’s all lean muscle.
mindfang: hubba hubba. hourglass figure, as scorpio is the most sexually charged of the zodiac, and, well, you know her journals…
darkleer: STRONG LIKE BEAR. just pure power muscle. wrestles velociraptors.
grand highblood: a literal monster. he is probably one of the oldest land dwellers, so he’s had a lot of time to kind of…mutate into this utterly terrifying force of nature.
dualscar: looks like a calvin klein model. the muscle is all show, he doesn’t have any more power than is required to handle a rifle.
the condesce: average-thin, almost boyish build, with muscular legs from all the swimming.

b-b-brianne:

my personal ancestor height/body type headcanon! this one is a bit harder than the young trolls because, canonically they do have different body types and heights. i tried to stick as close to canon as possible but also wanted to put my own spin on things.

signless: short and a little stocky. nothing really impressive about him.

demoness: very tall and very thin, like a supermodel. fragile, like glass.

summoner: athletic build, wiry with very good upper body strength, but skinny legs (flies everywhere!).

psionic: this one doesn’t stick very close to canon (sorry!), but my interpretation is that he would be very lithe and thin. i always imagined he was a slave of little physical exertion, fetching tea and stuff, so he never built up any muscle.

disciple: short with an average, slightly curvy build. a bit bottom heavy.

dolorosa: tall and motherly, hence the pear shape. however, she’s still on the thin side.

redglare: petite and made of sharp angles, but isn’t weak. it’s all lean muscle.

mindfang: hubba hubba. hourglass figure, as scorpio is the most sexually charged of the zodiac, and, well, you know her journals…

darkleer: STRONG LIKE BEAR. just pure power muscle. wrestles velociraptors.

grand highblood: a literal monster. he is probably one of the oldest land dwellers, so he’s had a lot of time to kind of…mutate into this utterly terrifying force of nature.

dualscar: looks like a calvin klein model. the muscle is all show, he doesn’t have any more power than is required to handle a rifle.

the condesce: average-thin, almost boyish build, with muscular legs from all the swimming.

(Source: bbbrianne, via fuckyeahancestors)

6PM
dodostad:

handmaiddd i doodled something like this for eva and i wanted to try making something with more effort too

dodostad:

handmaiddd i doodled something like this for eva and i wanted to try making something with more effort too

(Source: dodostab, via izayabot)

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