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askherroyalcondesce:

EMPRESSSQUID: Glub. 

EMPRESSSQUID: You people are V—ERY interested in t)(ose LANDLUBB—ERS.

EMPRESSSQUID: V—ERY W)(AL—E!

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is peculiar —EW—E wit)( )(orns resides in t)(e SAM—E field as t)(e grand )(ig)(-bleat wit)( )(er lamb.

EMPRESSSQUID: S)(e’s rat)(er mysterious.

EMPRESSSQUID: UG)(

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is disgustingly C)(—E—ERFUL bottom dweller is always trying to be FRONDLY. >38(

EMPRESSSQUID: )(e and )(is son are a DISGUSTING COLOUR asw)(ale.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is farm cat is AWFULLY fond of t)(at crabby customer.

EMPRESSSQUID: As is )(er OV—ERLY ent)(usiastic kitten.

EMPRESSSQUID: I suppose t)(is creature is alrig)(t.

EMPRESSSQUID: RAT)(—ER good looking.

EMPRESSSQUID: But )(angs around wit)( IDIOTS.

EMPRESSSQUID: )(is calf broke )(is legs.

EMPRESSSQUID: It was )(ILLARIOUS to watc)(. 38)

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(ey try and —EAT t)(at BITC)( spider!

EMPRESSSQUID: I don’t even CAR—E if t)(ey’re weird.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(at makes t)(em ALRIG)(T in my opinion!

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