February262014

Anonymous asked: 1, 15, 42, 92

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

  • It looks like that was Chloe. YOU’RE DARN RIGHT I WANNA MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE TO THAT SEXY LADY. ;D

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

  • …..I don’t remember who the last person I kissed was. o.o Probably one of my parents or something so HELL NAW. But really no matter who the answer was, I’m not dating anyone right now so the answer would’ve been no.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

  • Yup! Hugged my mom and my grandma. My grandma seemed really happy to get a hug too so that made me really happy. (Spoiler: I have a huge soft spot for my grandma. I adore the crap outta her)

92. Do you want to get married?

  • Someday if I found the right person I think that would be really nice. I would like that. But at the same time I won’t view my life as a lonely failure if I don’t ever get married. I have lots of wonderful people in my life. c:

Thanks for asking anon!

April42012
March32012
February282012
February202012

Poopycat

askenderbro:

[Enderbro]: Poopycat is bestcat

February172012

cosine waves

askenderbro:

[Enderbro]: I will teach you how to math

with wiggling

February122012

askherroyalcondesce:

EMPRESSSQUID: Glub. 

EMPRESSSQUID: You people are V—ERY interested in t)(ose LANDLUBB—ERS.

EMPRESSSQUID: V—ERY W)(AL—E!

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is peculiar —EW—E wit)( )(orns resides in t)(e SAM—E field as t)(e grand )(ig)(-bleat wit)( )(er lamb.

EMPRESSSQUID: S)(e’s rat)(er mysterious.

EMPRESSSQUID: UG)(

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is disgustingly C)(—E—ERFUL bottom dweller is always trying to be FRONDLY. >38(

EMPRESSSQUID: )(e and )(is son are a DISGUSTING COLOUR asw)(ale.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is farm cat is AWFULLY fond of t)(at crabby customer.

EMPRESSSQUID: As is )(er OV—ERLY ent)(usiastic kitten.

EMPRESSSQUID: I suppose t)(is creature is alrig)(t.

EMPRESSSQUID: RAT)(—ER good looking.

EMPRESSSQUID: But )(angs around wit)( IDIOTS.

EMPRESSSQUID: )(is calf broke )(is legs.

EMPRESSSQUID: It was )(ILLARIOUS to watc)(. 38)

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(ey try and —EAT t)(at BITC)( spider!

EMPRESSSQUID: I don’t even CAR—E if t)(ey’re weird.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(at makes t)(em ALRIG)(T in my opinion!

6PM

askherroyalcondesce:

EMPRESSSQUID: W)(AL—E…

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(e ones WORT)( M—ENTIONING, yes.

EMPRESSSQUID: We S—EA t)(em on t)(e B—EAC)(.

EMPRESSQUID: Let’s sea…

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(—ER—E’S T)(IS B—EAC)(!!! >38(

EMPRESSSQUID: S)(e often spins her web close to t)(e WAT—ER to taunt t)(at IDIOT Dualss)(ark.

EMPRESSSQUID: Her bratling spawn is NO B—ETTA!!!

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(—ES—E two come from a cliffside farm.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(e —ELD—ER is FIN—E.

EMPRESSSQUID: Sort of.

EMPRESSSQUID: But t)(e FOAL is FAR too S)(AKY.

EMPRESSSQUID: My P—ERSONAL FAVOURIT—E landdweller. 38)

EMPRESSSQUID: )(is c)(ild is a little…SP—ECIAL, too many tin cans —EAT—EN met)(inks.

EMPRESSSQUID: But )(e is —EXEMPLARY. N—EV—ER )(ave I seen so many ot)(ers GOR—ED!!!

EMPRESSSQUID: And t)(en t)(ere’s….ug)(…

EMPRESSSQUID: )(im. >38(

EMPRESSSQUID: Cuttlefef is FROND of )(is )(atc)(ling.

EMPRESSSQUID: But )(ON—ESTLY, I don’t S—EA w)(y!

EMPRESSSQUID: )(e )(as NO respect for )(is B—ETTA’S.

EMPRESSSQUID: )(as t)(at ridiculous )(issing lisp.

EMPRESSSQUID: Swims ALMOST as good as a sea-snake.

EMPRESSSQUID: Deviously D—EADLY venom

EMPRESSSQUID: C)(arming and terribly c)(arismat-

EMPRESSSQUID: ….

EMPRESSSQUID: W)(Y AR—E YOU ALL STILL H—ER—E??? >38C

February92012

OWIE

askenderbro:

[Enderbro]: STEVE I GOT AN OWIE

STEEEEEEEEEVE

February22012

litterbug

askenderbro:

[Enderbro]: Captain Planet would be proud Steve

the power is yours

January242012

the dark

askenderbro:

[Enderbro]: I guess I am pretty aggressive in the dark

but not on purpose

sorry Steve

January72012
4PM

dreamcatcher

askenderbro:

[Enderbro]: nightmares are a delicacy to Endermen

but he doesn’t know I do this

please don’t tell him

it might freak him out a little

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