February122012

askherroyalcondesce:

EMPRESSSQUID: Glub. 

EMPRESSSQUID: You people are V—ERY interested in t)(ose LANDLUBB—ERS.

EMPRESSSQUID: V—ERY W)(AL—E!

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is peculiar —EW—E wit)( )(orns resides in t)(e SAM—E field as t)(e grand )(ig)(-bleat wit)( )(er lamb.

EMPRESSSQUID: S)(e’s rat)(er mysterious.

EMPRESSSQUID: UG)(

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is disgustingly C)(—E—ERFUL bottom dweller is always trying to be FRONDLY. >38(

EMPRESSSQUID: )(e and )(is son are a DISGUSTING COLOUR asw)(ale.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is farm cat is AWFULLY fond of t)(at crabby customer.

EMPRESSSQUID: As is )(er OV—ERLY ent)(usiastic kitten.

EMPRESSSQUID: I suppose t)(is creature is alrig)(t.

EMPRESSSQUID: RAT)(—ER good looking.

EMPRESSSQUID: But )(angs around wit)( IDIOTS.

EMPRESSSQUID: )(is calf broke )(is legs.

EMPRESSSQUID: It was )(ILLARIOUS to watc)(. 38)

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(ey try and —EAT t)(at BITC)( spider!

EMPRESSSQUID: I don’t even CAR—E if t)(ey’re weird.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(at makes t)(em ALRIG)(T in my opinion!

6PM

askherroyalcondesce:

EMPRESSSQUID: W)(AL—E…

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(e ones WORT)( M—ENTIONING, yes.

EMPRESSSQUID: We S—EA t)(em on t)(e B—EAC)(.

EMPRESSQUID: Let’s sea…

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(—ER—E’S T)(IS B—EAC)(!!! >38(

EMPRESSSQUID: S)(e often spins her web close to t)(e WAT—ER to taunt t)(at IDIOT Dualss)(ark.

EMPRESSSQUID: Her bratling spawn is NO B—ETTA!!!

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(—ES—E two come from a cliffside farm.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(e —ELD—ER is FIN—E.

EMPRESSSQUID: Sort of.

EMPRESSSQUID: But t)(e FOAL is FAR too S)(AKY.

EMPRESSSQUID: My P—ERSONAL FAVOURIT—E landdweller. 38)

EMPRESSSQUID: )(is c)(ild is a little…SP—ECIAL, too many tin cans —EAT—EN met)(inks.

EMPRESSSQUID: But )(e is —EXEMPLARY. N—EV—ER )(ave I seen so many ot)(ers GOR—ED!!!

EMPRESSSQUID: And t)(en t)(ere’s….ug)(…

EMPRESSSQUID: )(im. >38(

EMPRESSSQUID: Cuttlefef is FROND of )(is )(atc)(ling.

EMPRESSSQUID: But )(ON—ESTLY, I don’t S—EA w)(y!

EMPRESSSQUID: )(e )(as NO respect for )(is B—ETTA’S.

EMPRESSSQUID: )(as t)(at ridiculous )(issing lisp.

EMPRESSSQUID: Swims ALMOST as good as a sea-snake.

EMPRESSSQUID: Deviously D—EADLY venom

EMPRESSSQUID: C)(arming and terribly c)(arismat-

EMPRESSSQUID: ….

EMPRESSSQUID: W)(Y AR—E YOU ALL STILL H—ER—E??? >38C

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