EMPRESSSQUID: You people are V—ERY interested in t)(ose LANDLUBB—ERS.
EMPRESSSQUID: V—ERY W)(AL—E!
EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is peculiar —EW—E wit)( )(orns resides in t)(e SAM—E field as t)(e grand )(ig)(-bleat wit)( )(er lamb.
EMPRESSSQUID: S)(e’s rat)(er mysterious.
EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is disgustingly C)(—E—ERFUL bottom dweller is always trying to be FRONDLY. >38(
EMPRESSSQUID: )(e and )(is son are a DISGUSTING COLOUR asw)(ale.
EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is farm cat is AWFULLY fond of t)(at crabby customer.
EMPRESSSQUID: As is )(er OV—ERLY ent)(usiastic kitten.
EMPRESSSQUID: I suppose t)(is creature is alrig)(t.
EMPRESSSQUID: RAT)(—ER good looking.
EMPRESSSQUID: But )(angs around wit)( IDIOTS.
EMPRESSSQUID: )(is calf broke )(is legs.
EMPRESSSQUID: It was )(ILLARIOUS to watc)(. 38)
EMPRESSSQUID: T)(ey try and —EAT t)(at BITC)( spider!
EMPRESSSQUID: I don’t even CAR—E if t)(ey’re weird.
EMPRESSSQUID: T)(at makes t)(em ALRIG)(T in my opinion!
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EMPRESSSQUID: T)(e ones WORT)( M—ENTIONING, yes.
EMPRESSSQUID: We S—EA t)(em on t)(e B—EAC)(.
EMPRESSQUID: Let’s sea…
EMPRESSSQUID: T)(—ER—E’S T)(IS B—EAC)(!!! >38(
EMPRESSSQUID: S)(e often spins her web close to t)(e WAT—ER to taunt t)(at IDIOT Dualss)(ark.
EMPRESSSQUID: Her bratling spawn is NO B—ETTA!!!
EMPRESSSQUID: T)(—ES—E two come from a cliffside farm.
EMPRESSSQUID: T)(e —ELD—ER is FIN—E.
EMPRESSSQUID: Sort of.
EMPRESSSQUID: But t)(e FOAL is FAR too S)(AKY.
EMPRESSSQUID: My P—ERSONAL FAVOURIT—E landdweller. 38)
EMPRESSSQUID: )(is c)(ild is a little…SP—ECIAL, too many tin cans —EAT—EN met)(inks.
EMPRESSSQUID: But )(e is —EXEMPLARY. N—EV—ER )(ave I seen so many ot)(ers GOR—ED!!!
EMPRESSSQUID: And t)(en t)(ere’s….ug)(…
EMPRESSSQUID: )(im. >38(
EMPRESSSQUID: Cuttlefef is FROND of )(is )(atc)(ling.
EMPRESSSQUID: But )(ON—ESTLY, I don’t S—EA w)(y!
EMPRESSSQUID: )(e )(as NO respect for )(is B—ETTA’S.
EMPRESSSQUID: )(as t)(at ridiculous )(issing lisp.
EMPRESSSQUID: Swims ALMOST as good as a sea-snake.
EMPRESSSQUID: Deviously D—EADLY venom
EMPRESSSQUID: C)(arming and terribly c)(arismat-
EMPRESSSQUID: W)(Y AR—E YOU ALL STILL H—ER—E??? >38C