Nonsensical Nonsense

lazylaz:

I’m not dead yet

getting there though

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felixize:

Have a picture of Frazzy in her really fucking good momma Dolorosa costume getting hit on by some average Mindfang.

Oh that’s me.

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Mindfang [x]
Dolorosa [x]

Photo by Blasteh. 

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foxiz:

ok, here are all the ancestors! feel free to use them as icons or whatever, though credit would be appreciated

while you’re here, why not check out the rest of the scalemates too? 

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fuckyeahancestors:

By SmokingHippo

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b-b-brianne:

my personal ancestor height/body type headcanon! this one is a bit harder than the young trolls because, canonically they do have different body types and heights. i tried to stick as close to canon as possible but also wanted to put my own spin on things.

signless: short and a little stocky. nothing really impressive about him.

demoness: very tall and very thin, like a supermodel. fragile, like glass.

summoner: athletic build, wiry with very good upper body strength, but skinny legs (flies everywhere!).

psionic: this one doesn’t stick very close to canon (sorry!), but my interpretation is that he would be very lithe and thin. i always imagined he was a slave of little physical exertion, fetching tea and stuff, so he never built up any muscle.

disciple: short with an average, slightly curvy build. a bit bottom heavy.

dolorosa: tall and motherly, hence the pear shape. however, she’s still on the thin side.

redglare: petite and made of sharp angles, but isn’t weak. it’s all lean muscle.

mindfang: hubba hubba. hourglass figure, as scorpio is the most sexually charged of the zodiac, and, well, you know her journals…

darkleer: STRONG LIKE BEAR. just pure power muscle. wrestles velociraptors.

grand highblood: a literal monster. he is probably one of the oldest land dwellers, so he’s had a lot of time to kind of…mutate into this utterly terrifying force of nature.

dualscar: looks like a calvin klein model. the muscle is all show, he doesn’t have any more power than is required to handle a rifle.

the condesce: average-thin, almost boyish build, with muscular legs from all the swimming.

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